The NBA is instituting a dress code.
Initial Thought: Is it Constitutional to force millionaires not to dress like crack addicts?
The NBA players are up in diamond-and-platinum-encrusted-arms about it, calling the new rule racist. Pacers guard Stephen Jackson responded by wearing every single one of his long, diamond-encrusted chains in protest.
Not just one. Every one that he owned. That's right, an NBA athlete thinks a suitable way to protest against racism is to dress like Mr. T on purpose.
Alleged Nuggets center Marcus Camby said he didn't see players doing it unless the NBA offered to buy their clothes for them. Camby makes more than 7 million dollars this year after taxes and weed. Make your own jokes here, folks.