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The Edge Of Nowhere

Running back Edgerrin James has left the Indianapolis Colts to sign a four-year, 30 million dollar contract with the Arizona Cardinals. Edge sounded happy about the change, saying he'd be playing with an MVP quarterback, two-timer Kurt Warner. Not sure if Edge noticed he was also leaving a two-time MVP quarterback to toil in the valley of the sun, where running backs go to rush for 800 yards a year.

James has carried 2,188 times for 9,226 yards and 64 touchdowns and is the leading rusher in Colts history. Expect him to become the leading rusher in Cardinals history in week eight of next season.

In Arizona's defense, Warner is a two-time MVP. Of course, since his last MVP season, Warner has thrown for 25 interceptions, and just 21 touchdowns. Warner is an MVP in the same sense that Cuba Gooding Jr. and Marisa Tomei are Oscar winners. Yes, but not so you could tell it lately.

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