Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells says now that he's glad the team signed Terrell Owens, way way back a few months ago. And you know he's sincere, since it only took him 48 days to come to a decision.

Try that sometime, guys. When your woman asks you if you love her, just refuse to answer for a few weeks. Don't give an answer, maybe have one of your friends/representatives explain that you'll talk eventually, but you don't want to overshadow the other events going on. Then, after a month and a half, tell her that you'll gove her an answer this weekend, and finally spill the details on it.

Yeah. That'll make her think you really mean what you're saying.

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