In a big coup for the NHL, unexplainable star Paris Hilton has moved on from wrecking things for football stars, and is now trying to ruin the lives of hockey players, partying with quite taken Montreal goalie Jose Theodore, leading his girlfriend and mother of his three-month-old daughter to throw him out of the house. Make your own "Paris Hilton's Penalty Box" jokes here, kids.

I can only imagine how confusing it was for Hilton to be hanging out with a French guy named "Jose". She probably had no idea what country she was in.