The Smell Of Shortstop
New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter now has his own fragrance, "Driven". Jeter was reportedly involved in the development.
"I knew what I wanted. I didn't want it to overtake a room," said Jeter. But if the cologne were to happen to overtake the shortstop position, that would be fine.
The fragrance is a blend of black pepper, chilled grapefruit, rhubarb, tobacco spit, dirt, day-old hot dog, and small fragments of Randy Johnson's mustache.
Not to be outdone, Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez has announced plans for a signature line of air fresheners, called "All Gone Soon!"


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