Washington Nationals outfielder Alfonso Soriano stole his 40th base of the season on Saturday, joining the legendary 40-40 club for players who have had 40 steals and home runs in the same season. He joins Jose Canseco, Barry Bonds, and Alex Rodriguez in the club. Man, that's a fun group to join, isn't it? Congrats on the great season, Alfonso! Now we'll mention you in the same breath as the steroid-monkey who wrote a book that soured the whole world on the game, the guy whose chase of baseball's ultimate record nauseates true fans of the game, and the pretty-boy MVP who can't even get cheered in his own town, stadium, or dugout.