Philadelphia Eagle defensive lineman Mike Patterson had the slowest 98 yard touchdown return for a touchdown in the history of mankind. The 292 pound behemoth scooped up a fumble at the two, beat 49ers quarterback Alex Smith, and ran the distance for the score. What's most telling to me is the way the tank-like Patterson had to beat Smith, and not a single other player from San Francisco. That's the kind of "always-say-die" attitude we've come to expect from the Niners. Come on, he's almost three bills. You could have given him a ten yard headstart and caught him with a Segway.

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