Congratulations to the Super Bowl Champion Pittsburgh Steelers on winning their week one game. Congratulations also to the NFL marketing department for surviving the horror that could have been "World Champion Opening Day Starter Charlie Batch."

The defending NFC Champion Seattle Seahawks beat Detroit in a game with five field goals, no touchdowns, and luckily no drunken nudity from a Lions coach.

Apparently, a couple of Archie Manning's kids played each other in a game this weekend. Not sure, nobody in the media seemed to mention it. With all due sarcasm, okay, the game's over. Let's please stop talking about the Manning brothers like putting them on the same field is splitting the atom.

The Bills lost to the Patriots on a safety. Say what you want about the Buffalo Bills, but at least they're committed to finding new ways to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

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