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NFL DRAFT TIMELINES:

2007: Brady Quinn goes into lockdown.

2006: Reggie becomes New Orleans' favorite Bush.

2005: Funny nicknames and falling QBs.

2004: The Great Manning controversy.

2003: The Bengals remain on the clock.

2002: David Carr's biomechanics are questioned.

2001: Ryan Leaf makes Michael Vick a Falcon.

2000: Janikowski, baby.

1999: The Saints give it all for Ricky. Even funnier in retrospect, eh?

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Great Ribs, No Shot

Well, it seems the Dallas Cowboys have given up on Drew Bledsoe and responded to the crowd's cheers for Tony Romo. Cowboys fans will always be able to tell the legend of the quarterback who got his first NFL tackle before he got his first completion.

People are asking "Is Romo a worse option than Bledsoe?" which I don't think is fair. I think they should be asking, "What the Hell has happened to the state of quarterbacking in Dallas since the last time they carted Troy Aikman's concussed body off the field?" Romo, Bledsoe, Quincy Carter, Vinny Testaverde, Ryan Leaf, Randall Cunningham, Anthony Wright, Drew Henson, Chad Hutchinson, Clint Stoerner...these guys ain't exactly the QB Class of 1983.

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Threat Level: Silver & Black

The Feds have downplayed a reported threat against NFL Stadiums this week, when a website gave a report that dirty bombs would be used against seven stadiums on Sunday. Skeptics say this just gives the NFL an excuse in case home games don't sell out. Face it though, people aren't staying home because they're afraid of a terorist attack. They're staying home because they're afraid they'll have to watch a Raiders game.

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Like A Phoenix

Well, after watching the Monday Night Football game this week, I feel vindicated. I threw a party in honor of this being the fifth straight year everyone picked the Arizona Cardinals to not suck, and everyone coming up snake-eyes. S'mores are on me, everybody!

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HEADLINES:

Detroit Lions Sue Charles Rogers For Impersonating An NFL Player

Aquaman Indicted For Role In Dogfish-Fighting Ring

Immigration Reform Bill Derails NFL Europe

Alex Rodriguez Plans To Leave New York, Purchase Canada

Daunte Culpepper Drops Daunte Culpepper From His Fantasy Team

NCAA To Investigate Claims Reggie Bush Given House, Car, Ambassadorship

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TIMELINES:

Super Bowl 40
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Super Bowl 39
(Pats vs Eagles)

Super Bowl 38
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Super Bowl 37
(Bucs vs Raiders)

Super Bowl 36
(Pats vs Rams)

Super Bowl 35
(Ravens vs Giants)

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