Daunte's Inferno
Alleged Miami quarterback Daunte Culpepper says in spite of the fact he missed the last dozen games of the year, and was so scared about losing his job to a trade or the draft that he released his own press statement saying he was fine, now has said that he'll be ready for training camp. Dolphin fans will be stunned by this, since last year Culpepper not only wasn't ready for training camp, he wasn't ready for the season, the playbook, the snap, the pass rush, or the coaching staff. In fact, at one point I think he lost the ability to lace his own pads up and had to have a trainer stitch him into his pants.
Dolphins fans have to be pretty pleased to be getting Culpepper back, and his frantic every-other-week touchdown pace. No need for Trent Green or some rookie to come in. Culpepper can take them back to the glory days of Jay Feidler.


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