Raiders coach Lane Kiffen has said that in spite of his passing game being "embarrassing," he's going to stick with quarterback Josh McCown.

Forget the personal insult to McCown, a quarterback who can't seem to make a connection with any of the dozens of talented players the Raiders have on offense like...uh...Something Porter? Dave Casper? Is Tim Brown still there?

Anyway, this is actually insulting to Daunte Culpepper. What Kiffen is saying is "We suck. We're awful. We're less offensive than PBS."

"However, I think this can still get worse if I put Culpepper in as my quarterback. I would rather put a bag of snails in as my signal caller than Culpepper, because that would increase my chances to win a football game."

I like how the article refers to Culpepper as a "former Pro Bowl player." That's like referring to Britney Spears as a "former entertainer." It's technically true, but it's been quite a while since it was applicable.

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