So the NFL wants to show off its product in foreign markets, and gives London a regular season game between the Giants and the 0-7 Dolphins? I would think that sending a team as bad as the Dolphins overseas would be construed as some kind of terrorist attack. I know that while waiting in line at the airport metal detectors, you're not allowed to say the word "bomb," "explosion," or "Miami Dolphins."

Sending Miami as your representative is like getting a food critic to come to your restaurant, and then serving him peanut butter sandwiches. Except, instead of peanut butter, it's actually just poop.

Then, to make a bad game worse, it poured rain for the entire contest and neither team was ready. Why not? Have they never heard of England? All I know about England is it rains a lot, Benny Hill is funny, and dental care is hard to come by. Looking back on college, I think every book I read during two semesters of English Literature took place in a driving rain. It's not much of a surprise, guys. Pack the long cleats.