Former Steelers coach Bill Cowher told the Atlanta Falcons that he wasn't interested in being their next head coach, and was going to stay as an analyst. Nice call, Bill. Stay away from accepting jobs that have no future. In the same day, he also turned down the chance to star in the next "Jackass" movie, serve as Gary Busey's AA sponsor, and be John McCain's running mate.

I'm telling you, the Falcons are cursed. They might as well take the Falcon off of their helmet and replace it with an albatross, because that franchise is doomed to wander the league forever. They've never had back-to-back winning seasons, the most popular player they've ever had is now in federal prison, and their coach fled under cover of darkness to live in Arkansas.

There is never a silver lining, just another impending storm.

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