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NFL DRAFT TIMELINES:

2007: Brady Quinn goes into lockdown.

2006: Reggie becomes New Orleans' favorite Bush.

2005: Funny nicknames and falling QBs.

2004: The Great Manning controversy.

2003: The Bengals remain on the clock.
2002: David Carr's biomechanics are questioned.
2001: Ryan Leaf makes Michael Vick a Falcon.
2000: Janikowski, baby.
1999: The Saints give it all for Ricky. Even funnier in retrospect, eh?



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Dirty Dirty Birds

I love this headline. "Falcons coach Petrino won't say who will start at quarterback Sunday."

It's not like they're trying to sneak up on people with some last minute change. The Atlanta Falcons have become the witness protection program of the NFL. They may not even put names on the jerseys. After Michael Vick was suspended, the NFL shop's top selling personalized Falcons jersey was "Sample."

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Behind The Numbers

I was checking out some write-ups on NFL.com, and found this little tidbit on the Oakland-Houston game. Quarterback Josh McCown threw three interceptions, and NFL.com is quick to point out that "The Raiders are 1-3 when McCown throws an interception."

Thanks for the snippet of information, NFL. However, the Raiders are 2-6 on the season which means not only are they 1-3 when he throws a pick, they're also 1-3 when he doesn't throw a pick.

This is the same kind of attention to statistical detail that made movie executives think we actually want to see films starring Dane Cook.

When Ironic Names Attack

Tennesse has suspended tailback LaMarcus Coker for missing his drug counseling sessions, according to ESPN. That certainly an unfortunate name for a problem like that, don't you think?

By the way, the Vols also suspended lineman Mark Weedman, defensive back Clarence Methmouth, and receiver Johnny Nyquil.

 

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