Good Lord, how many bad QBs does Tampa Bay need? The Bucs traded for Brian Greise, giving them roughly thirty-one quarterbacks under contract.

Generally speaking, if the Bears give up on a quarterback, there's not much talent left there. Picking up a signal caller from Chicago is like picking an accountant out of the Thrifty Nickel. The best you can hope for is that he'll only take your money without doing you serious harm.

Even worse, Greise spent time with Miami. Post-Dan Marino, Dolphin quarterbacks have a track record like Robert Downey, Jr.