Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, whatever that means. I figured it would be best to go ahead and post my picks now before slumping into a turkey-and-Detroit Lions-induced coma. I'll be back with the full week tomorrow.

WEEK THIRTEEN:

Tennessee at Detroit - It may be time to discuss taking the Thanksgiving Day game away from the Lions. With the auto industry in the toilet, the last thing Detroit needs is to get a case of awful-football-induced indigestion Thanksgiving and miss the big sales on Friday. It's bad for the economy.
Pick: Titans

Seattle at Dallas - Expect Pacman Jones to try and gain favor by making a large holiday charity donation to some unwed mothers, all in one-dollar bills.
Pick: Cowboys

Arizona at Philadelphia - The Eagles have now officially crossed over from the "What's going on over there?" category into full-on "Like watching a greasefire in a trailerhouse" mode.
Pick: Cardinals

Last Week: 12-4 (75%) 113-62-1 (64%) overall.