Joakim On Sunshine
The Chicago Bulls have benched rookie Joakim Noah. Not the Bulls management, the actual team has benched him.
By a unanimous vote, the players suspended Noah for a second game after he got involved in a throwdown with a Bulls assistant coach.
Well, at 14-21 the Bulls might think it through before offering a night off in exchange for bad behavior. If their season gets any worse, Noah might show his remorse by sticking up a liquor store.

